Massage Bill of Rights
You have the right to:
• remain silent and to expect the same from your masseur
• refuse phone calls or other disruptions
• uninterrupted pleasure throughout a massage
• walk out if the massage is unpleasant
• direct the massage, requesting specific strokes and timings if you so desire
• be warm and comfortable
• choose the music, if you’re in the mood for music
• be alone afterwards
from Super Massage © 2001